in this week’s TARO GOES POP!… taro the shiba discovers his destiny.
although i am not named taro because of this card or game, it is clear, if only because it is the first result on google when one searches for “taro the shiba,” that this card prophesies my fate:
i am the shiba-warrior taro.
the details of the written prophetic card manifestly stipulate:
i am the shiba-warrior taro. there is no other.
you can follow the continuing adventures of the shiba-warrior taro by doing the following: